I was commenting on a blog earlier today and I found my first Kakoli Couplet.
"Fuck male ego. Fuck pride.
Where is my multimillionaire bride?"
I was commenting on a blog earlier today and I found my first Kakoli Couplet.
"Fuck male ego. Fuck pride.
Where is my multimillionaire bride?"
Total, utter Nonsense by The Depressed Doormat at 10:13 PM
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1 comment:
Funny!!
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